Phew. I am wiping the sweat from my brow, as I have just completed the challenge of writing a novel in thirty days. It was (way fucking) harder than I thought, but I’m still finished a day early.

After over-indulgently, redundantly, and discursively rambling on at length in a verbose way, it is time to turn my attention to that art form that is the heighth of *conciseness: the bumper sticker.

I can’t have my East coast friends missing out on all of the stickers that haven’t ciruclated there way just yet. So here are some of my favorite Berkeley bumper stickers that may be new to you:

PBS MIND IN A FOX NEWS WORLD

VOLDEMORT VOTES REPUBLICAN

I MISS BILL

MORE TREES, LESS BUSH

WAR IS TERRORISM / WITH A BIGGER BUDGET

and my favorite,

DRAFT SUV DRIVERS FIRST.

I have some catching up to do, reading everyone’s blogs and commenting. Let this blog be an exercise in *pitthiness.

*Surely there is a better noun for succintity?