{"id":255,"date":"2010-02-23T23:54:29","date_gmt":"2010-02-24T04:54:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/?p=255"},"modified":"2016-12-26T14:18:14","modified_gmt":"2016-12-26T22:18:14","slug":"my-brakes-arent-awesome-in-puddles-capt-douchebag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/my-brakes-arent-awesome-in-puddles-capt-douchebag\/","title":{"rendered":"My Brakes Aren&#8217;t Awesome in Puddles, Capt. Douchebag"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"ttr_start\"><\/div><p>Hey, man, I can understand you wanting to pull out in front of a bicyclist. They do it to you all the time. Seems only fair.<\/p>\n<p>But pulling out in front of a cyclist when it is fifty-five degrees, raining, and the sky is fraught with enough wind to knock a Geo Metro off the freeway? Come on, really? Didn&#8217;t your mama teach you any manners?<\/p>\n<p>File this under #peoplewhodisgracethehumanrace<\/p>\n<p>For everyone _else_, here&#8217;s a song (from a band that probably got cut-off in traffic once or twice). <a href=\"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blipup\/11%20-%20Island%20Of%20Fear.mp3\">Pain &#8211; Island of Fear<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"ttr_end\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, man, I can understand you wanting to pull out in front of a bicyclist. They do it to you all the time. Seems only fair. But pulling out in front of a cyclist when it is fifty-five degrees, raining, and the sky is fraught with enough wind to knock a Geo Metro off the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/my-brakes-arent-awesome-in-puddles-capt-douchebag\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My Brakes Aren&#8217;t Awesome in Puddles, Capt. Douchebag<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[60,150,679,746],"series":[],"class_list":["post-255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-life","tag-biking","tag-people-who-disgrace-the-human-race","tag-rant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=255"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17285,"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions\/17285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=255"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}