{"id":20,"date":"2006-11-29T01:28:23","date_gmt":"2006-11-29T06:28:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/?p=20"},"modified":"2016-12-26T14:19:12","modified_gmt":"2016-12-26T22:19:12","slug":"berkeley-bumpers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/berkeley-bumpers\/","title":{"rendered":"Berkeley Bumpers"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"ttr_start\"><\/div><p>Phew.  I am wiping the sweat from my brow, as I have just completed the challenge of writing a novel in thirty days.  It was (way fucking) harder than I thought, but I&#8217;m still finished a day early.<\/p>\n<p>After over-indulgently, redundantly, and discursively rambling on at length in a verbose way, it is time to turn my attention to that art form that is the heighth of *conciseness: the bumper sticker.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t have my East coast friends missing out on all of the stickers that haven&#8217;t ciruclated there way just yet.  So here are some of my favorite Berkeley bumper stickers that may be new to you:<\/p>\n<p>PBS MIND IN A FOX NEWS WORLD<\/p>\n<p>VOLDEMORT VOTES REPUBLICAN<\/p>\n<p>I MISS BILL<\/p>\n<p>MORE TREES, LESS BUSH<\/p>\n<p>WAR IS TERRORISM \/ WITH A BIGGER BUDGET<\/p>\n<p>and my favorite,<\/p>\n<p>DRAFT SUV DRIVERS FIRST.<\/p>\n<p>I have some catching up to do, reading everyone&#8217;s blogs and commenting.  Let this blog be an exercise in *pitthiness.<\/p>\n<p>*Surely there is a better noun for succintity?<\/p>\n<div class=\"ttr_end\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Phew. I am wiping the sweat from my brow, as I have just completed the challenge of writing a novel in thirty days. It was (way fucking) harder than I thought, but I&#8217;m still finished a day early. After over-indulgently, redundantly, and discursively rambling on at length in a verbose way, it is time to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/berkeley-bumpers\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Berkeley Bumpers<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,13],"tags":[173],"series":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-politics","tag-bumper-stickers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17339,"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions\/17339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}