{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Future Is Fiction Blog","provider_url":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog","author_name":"Karma","author_url":"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/author\/daretoeatapeach\/","title":"Happy Birthday Firefox! Now if you'll Kindly Step Aside... - Future Is Fiction Blog","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"I5DdUdNGBl\"><a href=\"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/firefoxbirthday\/\">Happy Birthday Firefox! Now if you&#8217;ll Kindly Step Aside&#8230;<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/firefoxbirthday\/embed\/#?secret=I5DdUdNGBl\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Happy Birthday Firefox! Now if you&#8217;ll Kindly Step Aside&#8230;&#8221; &#8212; Future Is Fiction Blog\" data-secret=\"I5DdUdNGBl\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/futureisfiction.com\/blog\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","thumbnail_url":null,"thumbnail_width":null,"thumbnail_height":null,"description":"Much excitement today surrounds Firefox's fifth birthday. We're reminded how this product that seems indispensable to us today didn't even exist in 2004. Firefox usage is a clear line that separates the old fogies and Luddites from the young, hip and with it. Indeed I can't even imagine who these sixty percent are that still uses Internet Explorer\u2014perhaps people so behind they don't know what a web browser is, and therefore haven't figured out you can use a different one?  Most of us have experienced the frustration of trying to convince someone that it really is worth the five minutes it takes to download and install Firefox because the features it provides will improve your life on a daily basis. I want you to take a moment to dwell on this feeling, until your brow is furrowed in relived vexation. I'm asking this, dear reader, because in moments you're going to do the same thing to me."}